What are you still doing here? What, were you hiding back in the bathroom when we closed and locked up?
So you’re still hanging out at “Lesbians in My Soup,” huh? That is so 2013. We are all over at the new digs at “Fascist Dyke Motors” now.
I think maybe it is some kind of car company.
Anyway, you should update your links. You are missing out on what has been happening over there:
“My Possible Pasts” is about finding new life in my daddy’s dirty socks.
“The Good Queer, Part 1” explains why “No Shirt No Shoes No Service” signs are so important to Americans.
“The Good Queer, Part 2” is about me vowing to be me.
You can stick around here if you want. There are some good bits scattered through these old posts, like the one where I get run over by a canoe in downtown Houston and this other one where I get trapped inside a couch.
Still, this place is mostly like a museum now.